me: hi
everyone else: you're filth!!!
baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

Things I wonder about: if you took a newborn child and exposed it to things we consider ugly: spiders, hideous monsters, and tell it that, that is beautiful, will it grow up with that altered sense of beauty? Or are things like that inherently considered unattractive?

probably the most interesting message I received about this

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breterbie:

grawly:

here man i got the perfect book for u

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with super-sturdy pages for your idiot hands

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sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

Wow the only day I decided to be bad and cut class, class was canceled anyway.

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aww you guys are cute, i like you

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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childservices:

me: how are you
you: good thanks
me: I literally did not ask

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fileformat:

me: 🌷
thicc boy: 🍆
me: 🌺

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