barfpop:

me during the interlude of a song leading to a nicki minaj’s verse

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blastortoise:

katara:

i follow so many white people and im tired of it how do i purge them im bored of their boring selfies and bad teeth 

what kinda racist body shaming tea and crumpets……

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browningtons:

*about to have sex*

wait

*turns anime figures away*

(via rhydonmyhardon)

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sh4ne:

paceboy:

sh4ne:

caraknightley:

nice text post where’d you get it the toilet store

Why would a toilet store sell text posts?? That doesn’t seem like a very lucrative good to sell at a toilet store…….. 

shane i’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you with it

maybe you can buy the pillowcase and the soap at the toilet store now that they’ve expanded their merchandise offerings

(Source: goatpolice, via gatsblergh)

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rosaparking:

if i dont like you ill make sure u know it

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celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

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