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trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

(via rosaparking)

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ghettowarmachine:

i cant wait to play final fantasy 15 noctis is so cute squee XD

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i am teh penguin of d00m! *holds up spork*

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"in the end, it doesn’t even matter"

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15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
Anonymous:  What does fstw mean

fstw:

Fnothing Swas The Wsame

lameboob:

augustus waters. augustus fires. augustus earths. augustus airs. the fault in our elements

(via oknope)

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

(via lameborghini)

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